Masterful snark, and considering my wife loves watching reactionary a-holes like Tim Pool, The Quartering and Liberal Hivemind who just love Elon's freedom to be a racist, anti-Semitic f*ckwad, this and listening to Keith Olbermann's podcast are what keeps me sane-many thanks!
It's simple once you recognize that all things are speech and all things are censorship. The Everything bagel is speech. Your choice not to buy one is censorship. You bagel-Nazi, you.
Truly brilliant as always, Ken! It pains me so much as a long time Floridian and space nerd who's watched rocket launches from my yard since the shuttle era, that SpaceX now dominates NASA's launch schedule! He violates the hard-working people who build those rockets(and the astronauts who risk their lives on those rockets) and the legacy of the space program every day with his word vomit.
I'd love to hear an auditory rendition of this. Even better if you can share some of the more unique responses you get to this! It was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. You have won victory over ignorance. You love free speech.
A modest apology.
That's some Grade A sarcasm there, wow. I'd actually love to hear you read this one.
I pray to every god who exists, has existed, or ever will exist, that I never say something deserving of a Popehat beat-down.
This is dripping with some serious fury. Love it.
Masterful snark, and considering my wife loves watching reactionary a-holes like Tim Pool, The Quartering and Liberal Hivemind who just love Elon's freedom to be a racist, anti-Semitic f*ckwad, this and listening to Keith Olbermann's podcast are what keeps me sane-many thanks!
I live in Tex-ass. I have to put up with Kenny Boy, and the whole majority of the modern Texas GOP that has him entrenched, on a regular basis.
Brilliant.
It's simple once you recognize that all things are speech and all things are censorship. The Everything bagel is speech. Your choice not to buy one is censorship. You bagel-Nazi, you.
Gobbless ya, you sarcastic SOB. You're doing The Lord's work!
A dramatic reading might be a showstopper, given the sarcasm, faux groveling, and the rage . Wonderful essay.
Truly brilliant as always, Ken! It pains me so much as a long time Floridian and space nerd who's watched rocket launches from my yard since the shuttle era, that SpaceX now dominates NASA's launch schedule! He violates the hard-working people who build those rockets(and the astronauts who risk their lives on those rockets) and the legacy of the space program every day with his word vomit.
You are deplatforming the first AG to take up the righteous cause of Elon by not mentioning that the AG of Missouri did it first. Shame, shame, shame.
We don't often get Ken White posts, but when we do, it looks like he really enjoyed the writing process.
I'd love to hear an auditory rendition of this. Even better if you can share some of the more unique responses you get to this! It was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. You have won victory over ignorance. You love free speech.
The final graf is the best invocation of the close of 1984 as I have yet consumed.
Now if those free speech idiots will read it